It was a nice, clear, sunny day. Gentle breezes filled the air. The zoo was filled with people. but little did they know about what was going to happen. billy Joe Jr., the #1 criminal on the most wanted list was about to do something horrible.
Billy Joe snuck pass the security by monkeys in the area where the monkeys are, cheering and playing. He went to see the smartest monkey in the world, Bob. As all the visitors stared the monkey, Billy Joe screamed," a lion escaped"! But unknowingly screaming it, a lion had actually escaped its cage, and was staring at Billy Joe. While everyone stared at the lion, Billy broke into Bob's very special monkey cage and offered a banana. The lions name was Randy and he saw billy trying to monkey-nap Bob. As Billy Joe and Bob were escaping, Randy charged through the crowd and chased them. No one knew what was going on. billy Joe bumped into someone and pickpocketed a car key and a ring. It just so happens that he buped into the President Barack Obama. His guards were too busy paying attention to Randy who was charging full speed ahead towards them. Billy and Bob got to the parking lot and he pressed one of the buttons on the key and observed which car the key belonged to. It was a volkswagon. Who knew the president drove a volkswagon? Anyway, billy puts bob in the back. the monkey is freaking out, and Billy says "SHUT UP!" The security is piling into their cars, and Billy is a good 5 miles ahead. billy Joe speeds through downtown as the breaking news has Barack Obama on it.
"Citizens... something terrrible has happened. A crisis, calamity, nightmare." Citizens turn at the news in shock and wonder what has happened. "SOMEONE... HAS STOLEN MY RING!!! Oh yeah and my car." Citizens stare in silence then run around screaming, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" "OMGssss!!! "MY ICE CREAM"
Meanwhile, billy Joe drives into the country with the police right behind him. billy Joe speeds up, and then the car runs out of gas. "CONFOUNDED CAR! Come on Bob, we're running into the mountaines." Billy grabs bob and runs into the mountains. The police get out of their cars and run after Billy. Little did they now, Billy always had an assault rifle under his coat. billy hides behind a rock and pulls out his rifle. "Hehehe. Stupid police." As the police catch up, Billy stands up and shotts. "DIEEEEEEEEE!!!" Alll the police fall in defeat. Billy Joe runs off with Bob but Randy the lion had been running after them the whole time. this lion has superspeed and caught up with Billy. he raored and it created a super sonic pulse. Billy fell and dropped Bob. This lion didn't have dinner so he ate Billy. Bob the monkey was saved and peace returned to the city. President Obama had his ring and his car returned to him. So just as it started well, it ended well.
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